**Islamic Cry-Babies Actually Kill, For These Jokes(!):**

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Freedom of Speech vs militant Islam

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Same ole Militant Islamic Nit Wits

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Muhammad Cartoons in Al Fagr

Jyllands-Posten’s Muhammad Cartoons

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Iran’s Holocaust Cartoon Contest
Official English International WebPage
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Welcome to Iran’s Holocaust Cartoons Contest!
In the Name of Allah and Teachings of Koran!
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Iran Holocaust Cartoon Prizes: I, II, and III
TO ALL MUSLIM CONTESTANTS
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In response to the Danish Muhammad Cartoons, Iran –from all countries– decided to held a Holocaust Cartoon Contest.

muhammad cartoons contestIt is strange indeed that this cartoon contest on the Holocaust is being sponsored by Iran –an outcast of the world community and, a country whose president openly considers that the Holocaust never existed!!!
(By denying the existence of the Holocaust, Iran is attempting not to revise History, but to deny its existence…)

So here we have quite a problem for the participants to the Holocaust cartoon contest as they have to make cartoons of something that is being sponsored as not to have existed…

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Holocaust? What Holocaust?
Holocaust?  What Holocaust?  It Is Too Good to Be True…
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Islam BalanceTo have parity between Muhammad (in hyphenation Mu-ham-mad) and the Holocaust, we either must consider that Prophet Muhammad never existed, OR that what Muhammad did to Arabs was the same to what Holocaust did to Jews.

So, before we can begin the Holocaust Cartoon Contest, Iran must clarify a few things… like its “final solution.”

Iran Holocaust Cartoon ProfileUntil then we have to wait. Patience, as virginity, is a virtue. And remember:
We may run out of virgins, but not of patience.

If Iran would admit that the Holocaust existed, then it always can trivialize that “accidental” finding:

Iran's view on the Holocaust

And Listen … listen …
I see what I want to see, so do not bother me with the facts…

The Undeniable Holocaust

And the picture below, My goodness, in the name of Allah, How did you get it? I know that is real, for sure, because I believe in what I want to believe …

Hiller with Muhammad

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Music to My Ears:
Listening To the Master
How He Planned to Get Rid of All Jews

Implanting the Seeds for
Seeds for the Islamic Mein Kampf

Well, so much about this or that. Now is the time to wish Good Luck to all participants for the Iranian cartoon contest and, Allah be with you! And if we cannot find 72 virgins for the winner, we will try to find a virgin of 72…

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NOTE 1: No person of Christian or Jewish religion need to apply for this contest, as their respective religions have in common this fundamental proposition:

“Thou shall not kill nor sleep with 72 virgins!”

NOTE 2: …And this just in:

muhammad in heavenNOTE 3: No Agnostic, Atheist, Christian, Jewish, or of Other Religion person should take advantage of the hyphenation of Muhammad as Mu-ham-mad and make reference to the Muslim Prophet as the ‘Mu-man’ or ‘Mau-man’; or as the ‘Ham-man’ (as ham by being made of pork is a prohibited food in the entire Muslim world); or as the ‘Mad-man’.

(Those who stutter be careful not to refer to the Muslim Prophet as the ‘MuMu-man’ or ‘MauMau-man’ or HamHam-man’ or ‘MadMad-man’ as that will be doubling. Tripling is a no-no as it will be much too much. Quadruples and beyond is out of question, for sure –so don’t even try!)

Although we have no understanding why Allah has sent on Earth a Messenger with such a name having ‘ham’ as the central part of it and ending with ‘mad’ –that is beyond the point, and Allah’s decision to sent Prophet Muhammad and no one else to “introduce” the Islam religion and culture needs to be respectfully considered for all its worth.
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Allah is Really, Really Great! So Was Hitler!
In the Name of Allah, the Gracious, and the Merciful, We Do All That We Can

NOTE 4: What about the women following the teachings of Allah, when they will get equality with the men ? Well, the prayers have been answered. Equality has just been established! Time for celebration! Allah is really, really great!

Women getting equality with men

NOTE 5: And remember and don’t forget the teachings of Koran …

Allah
Allah is Great!
Under Allah’s Name and Guidance,
We do All our Killings and Destruction…

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Behead those against Islam and muhammad
KAPUT !

It is all about love, Iranian Style, that most avoid to have …

Koran illustrated
Selected ‘Love’ Verses from Koran


Allah ornamentKoran 5:33
The Punishment for those who oppose Allah and his messenger is Execution or Crucifixion or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides or exile from the land.

Koran 9:5
Fight and kill the unbelievers wherever ye find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war.

Koran 9:112
“The Believers fight in Allah’s Cause- they slay and are slain, kill and are killed.”

Koran 8:50
If you could see when the angels take the souls of the Unbelievers at death. How they smite their faces and backs saying “Taste the penalty of the blazing Fire”

Koran 58:5
Those who resist Allah and His Messenger will be crumbled to dust, as were those before them: for we have already sent down Clear Signs and the Unbelievers will have a humiliating Penalty.

Koran 8:39
So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief [non-Muslims]) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone (in the whole world).

… and this from Muhammad himself
Tabari IX: 25
Muhammad: “By Allah, I did not come to fight for nothing. I wanted a victory over Ta’if so that I might obtain a slave girl from them and make her pregnant.”

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NOTE 6: And the Holocaust Cartoon Winner winner is …
FIRST PRIZE Naked Aggression of the IRAN HOLOCAUST CARTOON CONTEST AS JUDGED BY OUR EDITORIAL STAFF WHO ARE ALL, OF COURSE, FLUENT IN FARSI

Naked Aggression
1st Prize: Holocaust Cartoon Winner
Iranian President Questions Again the Holocaust
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Let me tell you something:
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer …
As for the Holocaust, let’s face it: it is really too good to be true …
And remember, too much of a good thing is really really wonderful …

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A French republication of the controversial Muhammad cartoons from Denmark has led to a fierce legal battle. But France’s politicians — in a year when some of them are running for president — are clearly on the side of satire.

France's satirical weekly  Charlie Hebdo  was taken to court by Islamic groups in France for reprinting the controversial cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad. Sales shot from 60,000 to 400,000.

AFP

France’s satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo was taken to court by Islamic groups in France for reprinting the controversial cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad. Sales shot from 60,000 to 400,000.

The style of debate was intellectually on a par with that of any literary salon; the legal arguments will be sure to enter the canon of every lawyer’s professional training; and the appearances made by high-ranking representatives of science and politics were often reminiscent of high theater. When Muslim organizations sued French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, everyone posed — in unexpected ways — as defenders of this or that French tradition.

Dalil Boubakeur, rector of the Grand Mosque of Paris, invoked the secular principles of the French constitution while Philippe Val, editor-in-chief of the intransigent (and often anti-clerical) Charlie Hebdo, quoted John Paul II. Meanwhile, Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy — not exactly famous for being gentle with journalists — used the trial to present himself as a champion of a free press.

Charlie Hebdo directs its satire every week against France’s right-wing establishment as well as the country’s self-contented “caviar left.” It reprinted cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad in February of 2006 — cartoons that provoked a wave of anti-Western hysteria in the Muslim world after they first appeared in the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten. Protesters attacked the offices of Danish companies; churches and embassies went up in flames.

But the attacks also led the western media to close ranks in a remarkable way. As a gesture of solidarity, 150 newspapers in 60 countries reprinted the cartoons. The decision to do so was risky, even in Voltaire’s hometown. The editor-in-chief of France Soir was fired after the popular daily published the cartoons. That of course was reason enough for Charlie Hebdo to publish them, too.

“Be not afraid!”

But the paper went one step further and added its own cartoon on the cover, showing Muhammad in a state of exasperation. “It’s tough being loved by idiots,” he complains, face buried in hands — an allusion to suicide bombers who blow themselves up in the name of Allah and his prophet. French Muslim preachers smelled an outbreak of Islamophobia, and felt pious believers had been equated with brutal killers. Boubakeur, who directs the Paris Great Mosque, spearheaded a new movement against “fomentation of racial hatred.”

Boubakeur has a scholarly, respectable-bohemian image in France. In 2003 he created the Muslim Council at the suggestion of Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, who hoped the moderate umbrella association would weaken the influence of extremists. But the cartoon controversy ended this coziness between the Muslim Council and the Interior Ministry. Pressured by radical Council members, Boubakeur began a legal counter-attack. The main charge pressed by various Muslim groups and the Muslim World League was over “public insults against a group of people because they belong to a religion.”

But Boubakeur and the Muslim Council badly miscalculated the outcome. The trial against Charlie Hebdo became a tribunal against religious intolerance. Le Monde called it a “trial from another time.” Charlie Hebdo editor Val said the “limits of liberty must be verified daily,” and then quoted John Paul II: “Be not afraid!”

It wasn’t just Islam specialists, philosophers and intellectual gliterati who rushed to defend the paper. Political celebrities also worked visits to the courtroom into the French 2007 presidential campaign. Francois Hollande, first secretary of the French Socialist Party (PS), appeared as a witness and gave an impassioned speech in “defense of freedom of opinion.” Francois Bayrou, presidential candidate from the liberal UDF party, underpinned his defense of the paper on the stand by stressing his double identity as a Christian and a French citizen.

Even Sarkozy defended Charlie Hebdo, which typically portrays him as a nightstick-swinging policeman or a rabid pitbull terrier. But Sarkozy — stumping this year as a candidate for president from the conservative UMP party — characterized himself as a critic of “every form of censorship” in a written statement to the court. Sarkozy argued it was better to have “too many cartoons” than “no cartoons” and defended the “right to smile.”

After he declared his solidarity with Charlie Hebdo, the Muslim Council gave in. An emergency session was held, and Boubakeur demanded a “calming” of the situation and lamented its “politicization.”

The moderate language came too late. Last Thursday, the prosecution requested Charlie Hebdo be cleared of all charges. A verdict hearing on March 15 will be a formality.

This historic trial reviewed some founding principles of the French Fifth Republic. But even before the dust had settled, the French had cast their vote for in the old debate between satire and religion — at the newsstand.Charlie Hebdo, average circulation 60,000, sold 400,000 copies of its Muhammad issue.

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